1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out
by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023
a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 08, 2017
When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
by Checkoff April 18, 2024
Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
The jake webber cult is groupchat on Instagram made by @g.orgeouscolby. everyone in the gc has a profile picture with jake webber infront of a fire smiling, we plan world domination and talk about all the people in sam and colby friends group.
by Jakewebbercultmwah July 15, 2022
A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.
Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!
by RandomGuy746894 February 12, 2022
He is know for his flirty personality, and over the top gayness, Jake is a good man. That likes good men ,likes dildos in his butt
by JakeGay123 May 31, 2022