a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 14, 2022

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022

Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.

Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!

by 976Godless August 14, 2011

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.

Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!

by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021