Fart Yogurt

When a man has anal sex with a woman, cums in her ass, then the woman unloads warm cum fart yogurt all over his chest.

The fart yogurt will more than likely have small feces chunks/particles mixed with the man's cum and it will most definitely be warm.

Sally, the Costume Vagina, decided to try anal sex with her boyfriend Todd. After Todd came inside her ass, Sally decide to play a trick on Todd and squirt out some fart yogurt on his chest. Todd was not pleased... and broke up with Sally a few days later.

by Zordock13 March 5, 2012

Racking Farts

The act of a male farting while sitting down, and as a result, the fart makes its way through the legs,and the fart bubble then bounces off your nutsack and usually tends to put a man in much discomfort.

Grant "OOO! that fart just racked me!"
George " You had a case of Racking Farts"

by BDAWGDUDE July 19, 2011

fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

fart nugget

a surprising little poop that slips out when pushing a fart too hard! HAHA!

oh look karen,a fart nugget!

by kennedy hay January 23, 2019

tub fart

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk

"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019