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Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Wow Death Note is really weird
by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021
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death yay
by dccku vjk December 2, 2020
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
by WorseThanHitler December 4, 2020
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Satanic death ritual

The death of roblox gamer girls to get them to leave
Omigosh look at me im smol beans owo
Me: say goodbye this is the start of a satanic death ritual
by aetherhater December 5, 2020
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when someone griefs your Minecraft world
man I just got deathed ima bouta hamburger his ass
by Heathen_R December 9, 2020
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Death

the fastest way to get off of this hell hole of a planet!
Person #1- what’s you’re thoughts on death?
Person #2- pog!
by dino_nuggies December 9, 2020
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Death

The stale smoke left in a bong if you can’t clear it in one hit. Sometimes caused by poor planning/timing sometimes caused by shockingly dank weed that’s hits harder than expected
Hey don’t pass me that death, clear the damn thing
by A. Smoker December 13, 2020
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