Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.

Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Female Brain

Again, the claim is not that they have the wrong brain. The CLAIM is that they have an internal "Self" that is divorced from their biology. It's no different than the Catholic's internal self claim regarding a SOUL or the claim that ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS PEOPLE WHO DON'T BEHAVE HOW CATHOLICS WANT THEM TO BEHAVE.

Hym "Seriously... A female brain can't be born in a male body and a Jew can't have a special God given authority over the holy land. There is just about as much evidence for the former as the latter."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Bando brain

When one's self has stop striving for anything outside of being homeless; Someone that has claimed a place or property their own but doesn't; the state of mind one often has after homelessness as they hoard, steal, and lie for no reason.

The amount of food he hid in his closet only points to him having bando brain.

by Goatee FOE November 23, 2022

Marble Brain

A close reference to "Waterhead" or "Smoothbrain". A "Marble Brain" is typically a just a stupid person with cognitive skills of elementary school kid. Every thought or response is simple & incoherent. Furthermore, it is believed a "Marble Brain" loses a single marble trying to repsond until all their marbles are gone. This is followed by rambling & annoying trailing sentences.

Wow, the retard with a hockey helmet and a bail bonds shirt looks like a Marble Brain.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021