bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example

Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner

by Agent Pebble October 4, 2016

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

boner

a sick member of milk gang. super thicc

Good job boner! -Dani

by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018