Boner Bubble

Having to fart while your having sex...

"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"

by MitchMatch September 9, 2012

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 4, 2014

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys

Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore

by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017

Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

by Rone4 March 5, 2024

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011

boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to 👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌

omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!

by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022