Ghosted

When you buy a softball bat and it breaks within 2 months.

I just bought this bat and went to the cage twice and it is already cracked, how did I get Ghosted!!

by Fastpitch Dad January 25, 2022

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself

"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"

by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013

ghost bill

A bill for a service/membership you no longer use but still pay for without noticing for a while.

That gym membership you got 12 months ago turned into a ghost bill ever since you stopped going 4 months ago. Cancel it or start going again!

by Oooitzalex November 30, 2017

Ghost In The Water

When a friend or relative or person you know only wants to talk to you when they need money.

That girl over there, tracy, yeah. that's my cousin, she a ghost in the water always asking me for money.

by KirkStruggleMeanings June 2, 2016

Jacket Ghost

a super cool ghost that wears a jacket

"No way, its Jacket Ghost!"

by wawawaawaawawaaw March 21, 2024

Ghost bazooka

Rapid yawning with noise so audible, it can only be described as the expulsion of ghosts.

David, your dad is firing ghost bazookas again!

by Anonyomousbazooka September 26, 2020