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short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.
short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.
ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!
by david leach April 13, 2020
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An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.
Sam can go suck a fat one.
by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019
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sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker
me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023
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A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
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The name is Sam .. he must definitely got 98% .. wherever he go .this tag 98 follows him and people on the earth laud him "LORD SAM"
Eg .Ohh sam !!!my god damn !! 98%
by Anti bigger foundation November 24, 2021
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