Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world

“hey do you know Michael?”

“oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”

by grimeslice July 6, 2021

Michael

Michael is a person who has a very large dick it tends to be 8 to 10 inches they are also tall muscular and sexy

damm Michael is fucking sexy

by i dont like gavin December 28, 2020

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Michael

Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know

Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?

by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023

Michael Deng

A piece of shit who has some sort of tourettes but he can only say ESHAY, he is the most annoying kid in the class who used to be funny but got old VERY quick. if you know a Michael Deng RUN.

Michael Deng is a wanna be eshay

by Kefe Master September 9, 2020

Michael atkinson

the fictional character Steve off minecraft

james you look like Michael Atkinson

by fifufuguguugugugjgheriu4t839qe May 7, 2019

Michael

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3

Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"

by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021