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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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GET OUR 1 IN

getting our one in basically means having a quick hit it and quit it situation for example
“Get our 1 in” - having intercourse, involving two people and a one night stand.

Synonyms- hit it and quit it, sex it and exit , smash and dash.
by davii jermaii October 10, 2023
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Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb
Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-
by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023
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Pillsburydoughboysno.1

One of my favourite mutals. Changes her name a lot. She keep disappearing but I hope she returns.
Pillsburydoughboysno.1 is an amazing mutual!
by Whattisthis December 31, 2021
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1

The amount of friends you have loser! HAH!

Also ur grade on that math quiz u failed bozo
I have 1 little ass friend

I have a 1 on my math quiz
by masonthemissile November 19, 2022
mugGet the 1mug.

#1 Fizzarolli Fan

This is a title for one person NOT anyone else
PERSON A:I'm #1 Fizzarolli Fan

PERSON B:Dont you know?You cant be the #1 Fizzarolli Fan I am!
by killer sans real September 23, 2023
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Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fish

This is referring to a salesman at a market often found in a town trying to sell fish, he often times uses language to persuade you to buy. This can often be said as a 'Meme'
by MilkBottle123 July 16, 2021
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