wet foot

i have wet foot when i step in water

wet footy

by vfdcv August 7, 2023

WET Jacque

Its like a wet willie but you put it all the way in, when someone inserts their tongue inside your ear and leaves it covered in saliva or semen.

My friend Victoria was telling me about when her side nigga gave her a WET Jacque, she said biting my earlobe wasn't enough give me all of it.

by Blondewithabongwholikesthedong May 15, 2018

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Wet

Water is wet and that is that. Peter is gay and his argument is irrelevant. Hello and goodbye. n

“Water is fucking wet” - Me telling the truth

by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

ramans wet

raman means someone who has no friends and always sucks their dads balls

You would use this word as an insult

you are so like ramans wet

by ramans wet May 29, 2019