Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Ur dead

Means you are about to get exposed or busted

Dude ur dead if your parents find out about this

by Anagd August 27, 2021

ur granny tranny

By far the worst thing a person can say to you

Marco:"ur granny tranny"

*Mars implodes*

by Stodick March 14, 2018

ur mom

this adjective is used as a diss, but can also be used as a verb as in you are actively doing someones mom. it can also be used with a word behind it like you fucked my mum.

them: fuck you
you: like I fucked your mom last night

by urmumisgae123 April 21, 2021

ur mom

ur mom iss hott and definty has good pussy to smash with

dang ur mom is hot

by anonymous October 30, 2021

ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

by totallynotarella April 20, 2022

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022