Skip to main content

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!
Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise
by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
mugGet the Wet wipemug.

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!
Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!
by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008
mugGet the wet the muffinmug.

wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
by Niznet January 17, 2024
mugGet the wet buttholemug.

Wet

If your friend keep looking and and stalking a girl you can say

Your wet right now
by John Adam’s March 30, 2024
mugGet the Wetmug.

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson
by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024
mugGet the Wet Johnsonmug.

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
by anonymous May 16, 2022
mugGet the Wet haganmug.

Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
mugGet the Taco Bell wet wipemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email