Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden

Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub

by The Sweet Dragon April 16, 2024

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Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 21, 2020

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