Boy Scout Rule: If one friend sees another's penis, in order to restore balance to the relationship the first friend must show the second his penis.
Tom: I saw Jim's penis and now things are weird between us.
John: Show him your penis and you'll be fine. Its the Boy Scout Rule of D
John: Show him your penis and you'll be fine. Its the Boy Scout Rule of D
by DieselHammer April 19, 2011
1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.
2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
by Edwin December 04, 2005
Se foi postado na internet, em qualquer lugar, não importa qual seja, alguém já tirou um print.
If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.
If it was posted on the internet, no matter where, someone's already take a screenshot.
by Allehn Lancaster April 19, 2016
when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.
-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside
by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011
A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.
As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?
Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
by comedymedders October 28, 2010
One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
by hdsbunny December 19, 2020
The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
by Woody72 May 22, 2017