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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
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michael renfer

michael renfer
by super cool man January 17, 2023
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michael silva

Michael Silva is the name of god, one of 2 legend's named Crixo
by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020
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Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
by purplenurple420 February 4, 2019
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Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop
Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Pop
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!
by lxserings December 5, 2021
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Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.
I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023
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