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happiness

Happiness is.... i dont know, i never experienced it :) i've always been alone or left behind :) but i smile through it, even tho im dying inside... no one notices :D
random person #1: have you experienced happiness?

me: nope.

random person #1: why?

me: because its a big bullsh!t lie :')

random person #1: i- uh-

me: bye *disappears into thin air*
by SensiMay February 19, 2021
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happiness

I'm so grateful for a life full of San Holo / happiness
by President_Zeus October 27, 2021
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Happy Carry-Flag!

A sentiment to mark the occasion of a significant overflow, such as the end of a year, decade or millennium.

Happy New Year!

A carry flag is used in computing to "carry the one".
It's 2010! Happy Carry-Flag!
by Robot Monster December 31, 2009
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Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023
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Happy

If I made better life choices I would be happy
by Trash 🐻 January 3, 2019
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Happy Street

When a guy has hair from his chest to balls
Do you have a happy trial or a happy street?
by Its.a.pawty January 30, 2023
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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