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During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
mugGet the potato shedmug.

potato

Typically a conservative suburban/ rural white person that has lived in the same area their whole life. They usually detest urban or foreign cultural influences & people, and is content to remain uncultured and believes their surrounding area is "the REAL America". A derogatory way to say someone is closed minded and uncultured, especially to white rural/ suburban conservatives who vote against their own economic and social interests.
My Aunt Beatrice is a damn Potato, I hate seeing her at holidays, she keeps ranting about #BLM and I don't think she knows any black people in her BFE town.
by Nivekian13 December 9, 2016
mugGet the potatomug.

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.
(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022
mugGet the Backyard Potato Partymug.

Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009
mugGet the Silent Potatomug.

Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.
by The ugly potato October 30, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
mugGet the Mash Your Potatomug.

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
mugGet the Half Cooked Potatomug.

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