porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023

grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

porn

why r u searching this🤨

urban dictionary is making me put an actual meaning so uh its some really bad stuff and omg it makes me put the word…porn

by i am g o d August 29, 2023

Porn

It’s a type of way busting your pussy open, or making white stuff come out of your dick or having sex

“Let’s watch some porn!”

by anonymous February 9, 2021

harden porn

Person who wants to suck off James Harden, since he so ass at basketball.

Turn off TNT for harden porn.

by Hard-en May 29, 2023

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

porn

The thing that you look to explode out your cum.
18+ Video.
Called as XXX
many on the internet

Let's watch some porn baby!

by Mzouzki June 18, 2019