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Cookie

the female genitalia, alternative name for a pussy. Also used to describe a promiscuous female.
Her cookie was so good. Oh that's cookie, go for it she's so easy!
by Jon 54 January 1, 2025
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diamond cookie

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry
yuh bro, got any of that diamond cookie? Shit got me baked...
by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017
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Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies
by Kickass mother December 29, 2024
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Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.
I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies
by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023
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Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.
Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
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crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."
While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.
by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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