A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.
"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"
"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"
"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"
by Mangek August 15, 2022
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Doctor: well, after our examination, I’m afraid he tested as retarded.
Karen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Doctor: he tested as mentally ill, or retarded.
Karen 2.0: YOU DARE CALL A HELPLESS LITTLE BOY THAT WORD? I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!
Doctor: well, after our examination, I’m afraid he tested as retarded.
Karen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Doctor: he tested as mentally ill, or retarded.
Karen 2.0: YOU DARE CALL A HELPLESS LITTLE BOY THAT WORD? I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!!!
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by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
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"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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