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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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Porn

First of all get a life, second of all your 50% of everyone on earth, third of all you can do better then this
PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG PORN IS WRONG
by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022
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Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
by FkinGeorge April 2, 2023
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Porn age

The age you can watch porn
Can I see porn now I am at the porn age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014
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Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better
Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn
by Pussy salary July 2, 2019
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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