Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

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by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

by FkinGeorge April 2, 2023

The age you can watch porn
by 459395 March 6, 2022

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!
Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!
by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014

by Pussy salary July 2, 2019

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024
