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The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
by idrxpezyclps June 27, 2022
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scorn porn

any pornographic material that aims to provoke negative emotions from viewers, usually through the practice of mentally or physically mistreating someone
Acts like Princess Fierce, The Mistress B, and Princess Miki Aoki are producing scorn porn in order to make quick money while it mentally damages viewers.
by rocklegendlives January 5, 2024
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red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.
Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!
by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017
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Porn

Family friendly films for you and your parents to watch.
by Big pussy 101 February 2, 2021
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porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
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porn

why r u searching this🤨
urban dictionary is making me put an actual meaning so uh its some really bad stuff and omg it makes me put the word…porn
by i am g o d August 29, 2023
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Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021
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