Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

Playing Genshin

A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass

Im going to be playing genshin with him for 5 hours if you know what i mean ;)

by papapixels January 20, 2024

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

li play

females makin themself cum to release stress , gts , or be happy

bae i’m having a li play right now i’ll text you when i’m done

by bigdickwilly12 June 21, 2021

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Play-sexual

To love playing games

He likes games, he must be Play-sexual

by Amiya Maker June 14, 2018