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Petal person

A person that you are becoming distant with, someone that you feel like you could love if you or them tried harder to do so. If you happen to be in a relationship with your Petal person, they don't tell you much and rarely respond to you.
Payton: I need to be more like a petal person towards my toxic friends so I can get more used to ignoring when I finally cut them off
by WailingWhisper May 27, 2023
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meatball person

Yea, my neighbor is a meatball person. He keeps me up all night when he beats his wife
by question,john November 10, 2020
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Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."
by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021
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H person

H women is one of the most popular commenters in the silksong community

who uses a balling image in their comments

and frequently comments in the ultrakill and skibidi toilet subs
by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025
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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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