Bal skit/nut

When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!

"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"

Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable

Bal skit/nut by Naartjie naat November 7, 2023

wing nut 

a crazy, ignorant, or stupid person.

Man, that girl gives blumpkins, what a wingnut!

wing nut by stinram February 6, 2005

Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

Face Nut by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

No nut November 

No nut November: a holiday celebrated all month.
No nut November rules:
1 you can’t nut

2 no masturbating or sex of any kind
3 boners and porn is okay
4 wet dreams are okay but if you nut you lose!
5 no nut

Girl: “wanna have sex?”
Guy: “sorry it’s no nut November I can’t have intercourse”
Girl: “okay”

No nut November by Imnotblack35 November 1, 2018

Pogo Nut 

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.

Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.

Pogo Nut by lucy vag March 21, 2009

Norbest Nut Buster 

While having sex in the kitchen and the woman's nipples get hard and the man yells, "The turkey is done!" and pulls out and blows it all over the woman's chest proceeding to baste her turkeys.

My wife was cooking nude in her apron the other night and we started going at it until I basted her turkeys giving her the best Norbest Nut Buster ever. Talk about the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!

Norbest Nut Buster by Chase Mills January 12, 2009

No nut November coupon 

There shall be no such thing. The counsel shall not tolerate such madness. Why is there a point of having a No Nut November when you have the opportunity to have a sweet release. If you use this you shall be punished if you are caught. We are Man the superior beings not pussies using coupons.

DefinitionNo Nut November coupon is a coupon having the opportunity to have a sweet release that will not be tolerated by the counsel

No nut November coupon by The Counsel November 1, 2021