by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022
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by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022
Get the michaels boobies mug.This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
by That bitch that will be there July 1, 2022
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Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022
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He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 14, 2022
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