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Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
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Michael

Michael Is The Real God
Michael is best. I love Michael. Michael is actually the best person in the world.
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Michaeling

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.
“How did you get Jeff’s social security number

“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”
by Creative2345 May 27, 2024
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Michael radford

A nice guy can make u laugh but is a cunt to a lot of people and most probably lazy and sits on his xbox all day
by Big dick michael radford October 11, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a boy or non-boy or pet that loves to have Doritos. For a snack or a meal, Michael will eat Doritos gleefully. Michaels love to share Doritos with babes and studs. Michaels love to be gifted Doritos in the holiday.
Customer: I’ll have 2 Doritos please. I will give one to my Michael.

Clerk: Michael will love this gift! Paper or plastic?
by Mycool1892 November 23, 2021
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Michael

Michael is emotionally under developed. Most likely caused by his obsessive over bearing mother. Do not hope you are his girl as Michael will never commit to a relationship, he gets off on women in tears and loves to keep them hanging on a line for years, eventually sending them crazy. Michael thinks women are for sex and for his benefit only. When he is bored he will get he is mum & dad to break it off so he can move on to a new woman without a care in the world. If you find a Michael RUN..
Is that baby sucking mummies boob still, it's 40.
It's such a Michael.
by Some Aussie Chick May 1, 2022
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