A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
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In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
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