The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. by Knoxload May 03, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. Yazime: “what’s cookies policy?”
Deandre: “its when you sell your soul yo google.”
Yazmine: “😂😂😂”
Deandre: “😐”
Deandre: “its when you sell your soul yo google.”
Yazmine: “😂😂😂”
Deandre: “😐”
by Ggyyfffccbh October 19, 2022
Get the cookies policymug. Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
Get the horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookiesmug. by SooooWestCounty August 06, 2019
Get the sherbert cookiesmug. the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well
by cookiwooki December 11, 2024
Get the cookimug.