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swiss cake

when a kid says swiss cake out loud and another kid runs up and pulls his pants around his feet a lifts the top of his dick and sucks his balls
kevin was so horny he yelled swiss cake in front of nick bennet and nick ran full blast to get him some
by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008
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Alaskan Crab Cake

A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.

What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.
by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016
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Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.
A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.
by Zomboy October 7, 2009
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Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006
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philipino pound cake

a girl is donkey punched by a filipino guy and eats a cake frosted with her feces.
Meg Ryan felt pretty bad after eating a philipino pound cake last night.
by TigerJonesWaffleCraze May 9, 2009
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cake momma

A female who is totally consumed with her male partner. A cake momma will abandon her friends, and spend all of her time with said male.
I need some new "J's!" I gotta holla at my cake momma. She JUSSSST got paid today!
by CINQUE Ventura March 8, 2011
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whole cake

Another way of saying "no cap" or "nothing but the truth" inspired by One Piece's "whole cake" arc.
Ex 1:
Person 1: Yo fr??
Person 2: Yup whole cake bro 💁🏼

Ex 2:
Person 1: Aye you lying dawg 💀
Person 2: Bro issa whole cake Im serious 💀
by shesacelebrity December 10, 2018
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