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Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!
by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022
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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023
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Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!
by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018
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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 7, 2025
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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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