Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.
by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 28, 2024
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by njppp November 29, 2023
Get the all-american bitchmug. Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
Get the Walmart-Americanmug. by Big aldo May 11, 2021
Get the american mushroom headmug. Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.
by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery
by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025
Get the As American as apple piemug.