Retard

People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.

People who text and drive.

Republican candidates after 1930.

People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.

Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.

Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.

by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023

Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.

Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.

by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022

retarded

Jared, jared is retarded

jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded

by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019

Retard

Rylan Hetherington

Person1: who's Rylan
Person2: a fucking retard

by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 21, 2022

Retard

Railly Velez Jr.

Railly Velez Jr. is such a Retard

by Yisnaidy December 25, 2018

Retarded Fucktard

Someone who's so fucking dumb, they're more retarded than a fuck tard.

Fucktard 1: Hey guys I love Gacha Life and fnaf animations UwU
Normal person 1: Shut the fuck up you retarded fucktard
Normal person 2: Nobody cares you autistic furry

by iijwkws9ddjsow9w February 13, 2021