duck deal

n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.

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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!

Sounds like a duck deal.

Exactly. You in?

by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

fup duck

an alternate of fubar or f'd up

damn son that situation is a fup duck

by shawmiserix September 3, 2019

duck

The most evolved dinosaur

The only living dinosaur, otherwise known as a water chicken, is the duck

by huntsalone October 15, 2021

Duck fat

Male version of a muffin top

Mike is in great shape, he lost a lot of weight except for his duck fat

by Pirate Oncologist September 12, 2022

Kool Duck

A former worldbox member, which was banned by Jarz. Kool Duck had a low quality profile picture of a rubber duck with sunglasses floating in a pool, he was pretty cool I guess,

1: yo have you heard about kool duck?
2: yeah, he was sadly banned by Jarz
1: *Cries a river*

by Probably not even a real guy June 1, 2023