South Dakota Soggy Taco

While having vaginal sex the female urinates on the male's penis during insertion. This is usually done without the man knowing.

Not something to be taken lightly.

Jake smelled his hand and realized his new friend just gave him a south dakota soggy taco.

by pistol pete & the whiskey boys May 11, 2009

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 09, 2014

Peanut Butter Taco Lunch

When a person squats over a woman's vagina and gently lays his/her fecal matter along the labia.

I gave my girl friend a peanut butter taco lunch last night.

by Taco Layer July 03, 2010

fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion

man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

shrimp fried taco

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

Taco Three-Way

A taco you get from Chipotle or other fine Mexican eatery that has 3 different types of meat.

Employee: What can I get you today?
Joe: I'll have the Taco. Make it a Taco Three-way; steak, chicken, and barbacoa.
Employee: Coming up.

by miketacoman November 17, 2014

Rusty Taco Churro

1: ( verb) when an old hispanic man dresses like Papa Noel, Holds a churro at his crotch. Another person milks the caramel out of “penis churro” while making a wish.

2: ( Adjective) What a silver fox dick tastes like

1. My uncle asked me what I wanted for christmas, I gave hime a rusty taco churro and said, cash.

2. I met chad on sugar babies. He showed me his net worth, I went down on him and it tasted like a rusty taco churro.

also the chain rusty taco has best churros.

by Godzeera66 February 07, 2021