National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole

by Chooseholy April 12, 2019

National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him

Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day

by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019

National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.

Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019

National Lil Shorty Day

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

Hey it snational lil shorty day

by Rman108hobbs February 2, 2020

national thank josh day

On April 4th, we will thank Josh's from around the world for all the rage they induce in our world.

Josh-Yes! It's April 4th!
Jason-Oh yeah! It's National Thank Josh Day! Thank you Josh!

by Dankboi999 April 3, 2020

national pink lungs day

4/21 is the day used to celebrate everyone who has pink lungs still. keep calm and breathe on!

“What’s National Pink Lungs Day and why are all these cool people celebrating it?”
“It’s a day for the people who have never smoked! That’s why you see cool people celebrating it”

by simp69421 April 20, 2020