Oral sex that doesn't involve any sucking; only licking; paired with the sound of slurping, like the sound of a dog drinking water.
1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.
2. Oh nice! How was that?
1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.
2. Oh nice! How was that?
1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.
by Minidean97 August 27, 2025
Get the Happy Dogmug. by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019
Get the Happymug. by uheggo April 23, 2021
Get the happy puppiesmug. elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
Get the Happy Vertical People Transportersmug. Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?
by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017
Get the Happy Mealingmug. 
by Allenah April 12, 2021
Get the Happy feetmug.