Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
Get the dr. david haskellmug. The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025
Get the Davidmug. Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
Get the Alan Davidmug. David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by It’s me David September 11, 2021
Get the David Branniganmug. Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
Get the f Davidmug.