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Red War

Red War was a war that happened yesterday 10 am i got in a fight using my red balloon
by RedMasked July 19, 2022
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Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose
by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
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Suggestion War

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.
Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye

(suggestion war)^
by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023
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The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.
Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.
You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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