H/U

Abbreviated version of "Hookup"

I was gonna text my ex and see if she was down to h/u

by Freakler April 18, 2025

U want sum burd

Rizz god: u want sum dirty burd?
Burd: yes daddy gimme that cock

I’m bouta fuck that dirty burd she wants sum after I asked her “u want sum burd”

by Heifer szn March 27, 2023

u pls

A verbal response to someone who tries violating you.

"UR WET"

"U PLS"

by YOU PLEASE February 20, 2017

Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

by sukadog April 22, 2011

U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023

u/[deleted]

The most prolific and anonymous user on Reddit. They have participated in 99.9% of subreddits, and have commented on millions, if not billions, of posts.

u/deleted is absolutely everywhere. Whenever you log in to Reddit, you WILL FIND THEM somewhere within your first 10 minutes of browsing the site. Don't believe me?

by 2Fax4U August 04, 2024

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 04, 2019