Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

top of the range whore

TOTRWh

She's so hot she's a Top Of The Range Whore

by TGurl Master July 14, 2017

young top

The act of getting your dick sucked. Also known as "head"

Grace is bout to come over and gimme that young top

by Jakemayo23 July 30, 2017

Tops

Tops is another way of saying, "are you lying," or, "say honest."

Guy 1: yo mans was at the movies last night and 10 gyaldem were tryna slime me

Guy 2: say tops fam!

by DefinerrGuyy July 28, 2017

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017