tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.

Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.

by gar-123 April 16, 2014

mialess person

someone who never felt the love and affection of mia

you really think that deez nuts jokes aren’t funny? damn you’re a mialess person

by pai<33 August 3, 2021

Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry

Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly

by koriliyah June 15, 2022

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

campfire person

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.

Another way to say “homebody”.

A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.

Ugh, she is such a campfire person. She never wants to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.

by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023

Un-personed

Oh yeah, totally! I can tell Megyn Kelly just has a HUUUUGE problem with people being un-personed!

Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024