The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.
“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”
by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023
Get the Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honormug. A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.
“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
by Buster Highamen November 16, 2019
Get the 1:59 Clubmug. When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.
by toastERER February 2, 2025
Get the Type 1 Diabetesmug. Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2
This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.
Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.
This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.
Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Guy 1mug. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 4, 2016
Get the 1-10 FASmug. by CaribbeanGyalis2.0 July 29, 2024
Get the August 1mug. 