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Sam

Sam or Samuel. His true friends know him as Sambal. He has a great love for the sea, is a trustworthy friend and hopeless romantic. A Sam is very adventurous but can often get himself in trouble. His drink of choice is a white russian. It is essential that the Sambal be equiped with it at all times. He will help anyone in need and is a generous and kind person. A very excitable man who enjoys being admired and loved, which comes easily with his character. Women beware, he will sail your waters with ease.
Men, Beware the story of the Sambal.
by 1RiskyBiscuit November 21, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Operation Northwoods was a proposed false flag operation against American citizens that originated within the US Department of Defense of the United States government in 1962. The proposals called for the CIA operatives to both stage and actually commit acts of terrorism against American military and civilian targets, blaming them on the Cuban government, and using it to justify a war against Cuba. The possibilities detailed in the document included the possible assassination of Cuban immigrants, sinking boats of Cuban refugees on the high seas,2 hijacking planes to be shot down or given the appearance of being shot down,2 blowing up a U.S. ship, and orchestrating violent terrorism in U.S. cities.
sam will die on august 17 2023
by castrodidnothingwrong November 22, 2021
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

THe whitest shit you will ever meet
Sam is a white asshole
by PRIKERERRER May 28, 2019
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam and tate

The most skinniest legends out there. A power duo.
I wanna have a threesome with sam and tate
by Sammygrace May 20, 2018
mugGet the Sam and tatemug.

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr
“How’s his basketball
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam

Some cheeky bassist who thinks he can take anyone down since he goes to big boy school (high school) now. But honestly, is a great guy, probably a super hero geek, and enjoys the company of friends. The kind of person to overestimate themselves not only in real situations, but also in small tasks.
Person #1- “Hey, did you know that cashews come from a fruit?”
Sam- “Whoah. That’s wack.”
by Hollow_Student May 5, 2019
mugGet the Sammug.

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
SAM BE GAY THO
by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020
mugGet the sammug.

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