Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.

Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"

by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023

Dirty jacoba

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark

Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba

by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023

Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023

latte jacob

it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste

ohh dear i would love a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen

ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.

I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.

by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023

Julia Jacob

Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES

Omg she is such a Julia Jacob

by ehe te nandayo December 14, 2023