The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 22, 2022

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 18, 2024

Jakes Rizz

Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches

YOOO Jakes Rizz is crazy

by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024

Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉

Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!

by Buttcheek bash November 14, 2019

Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes

Jake Gardner can’t get sunburnt

by Barry Mahogany January 31, 2020

Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.

Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.

by Racon Earbuds June 06, 2020

Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023