Ghost shit

You take a dump and when you turn around to have a look at it (of course you do) there is nothing there..

"I swear i curled out a trans-atlantic cable but when i looked down there was nothing there.." "Whoa ghost shit!"

by footfarmer September 27, 2005

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 18, 2007

Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.

Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."

by Turhamkey March 16, 2013

shit dad

A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year

my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him

shit dad

by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018

shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Shit eater

A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…

Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!

by Squbbles April 3, 2022

Die Shitting

To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.

Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you

1) Die shitting bitch!
2) Well you can go die shitting.

by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007