Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

Guinea pig

The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter

person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*

by padytonia the awesome September 19, 2022

skidder pig

A nasty fat bitch who takes more dick than a pornstar in the ass

That bitch is a skidder pig!

by Cumdumpster121 November 11, 2017

pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

by thepigboy May 12, 2009

Bush pig

A pit or hole filled with spikes and acid usually hidden within bushes and are often times used by meth cooks to hide meth labs in backwoods.

She was eaten by the Bush pig never to be seen again.

by Lvcifr March 20, 2020

tar pigs

A traffic officer that monitors speed on the roads and gives you tickets

I got busted by the tar pigs godammit!

by Dr True Love September 30, 2022

cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.

Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025