Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead

Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus

by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023

Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Jesus

*Fly hacks enabled*

people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER

by Insert cool generic name here: April 11, 2023

The Jesus

What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.

Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!

by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023

jesus

not real

jesus died lol

by why is every thing taken April 16, 2023

Jesus

The most popular power bottom of all time!

“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).

by xander.with.an.x April 23, 2023